Everyone, begin.

Oh shit. Where to begin.

For starters, he will say "Yeah lets get a scrim" and then goes afk for an hour. When it finally does come around, he then needs to go have a smoke before the game starts. Then we will be halfway through map 1 or 2, and "brb pizza is here". During a match he will make ******ed calls, bash witches, get himself lit on fire as tank, and generally "do a PattehChad" and walk off a building/cliff. When stuff starts going lopsided in a scrim, he will say "I g2g, heart playing up" and go off and scoff some Xanax.

Its much the same when casting with him too. He constantly calls maps by the wrong names, calls people to the wrong action, or generally just misses everything - see last nights VOD and the death charge on map 5. He has this insistence of spamming me utter bullcrap on steam when I am trying to say something serious, and thinks it is hilarious.

Then, to make it worse, he comes on here and spouts the most utter shit I have ever heard. His typing skills resemble that of someone with a mental deficiency bashing their head on they keyboard. His opinions and views are as skewed as his singing "talent" seen in his now defunct band Colladness.

But all in all, he is actually not a bad bloke.

R.I.P Colladness.

I don't know him but he speaks like a ****in sped.

******* magnets

So much hate. Every one here is a gamer, should be sticking together rather then sticking knives in each other imo.

This my friend is good posting. There are true and accurate posts, and everyone is on topic.

Off topic,
If you said, "I have so much hate for hauks. Every one here is a human being, we should be sticking together and then sticking knives into hauks" it would have been fine.

Frankly that sort of posting just isn't called for Deacon, its disrespectful, and frankly Cybergamer deserves better.

miracles man

More backstabbing happens here then a team of spies from TF2.

I'm tempted to sticky this thread.

how do they work?

i dont wanna talk to a scientist

all they doin is lyin n getin me pissed

Nothing to hate, as he says himself, don't take him seriously.
He's like an expert fisherman, baiting the fish slowly moving the bait through-out the water to attract the attention of fish. You are all his fish.

He is more of an expert dipshit.

j/k I love you Hauks, please have more heart attacks.