Frenetic Array is an Australian based non-profit organization (because frankly no one in their right mind would give them money, although the status as a NPO has some neat tax breaks involved), and is one of the largest growing competitive online gaming organizations in Australia, out of the like, three or four, I mean, thats just how awesome we are. It's like being on the biggest loser, at the end of the day you're still a fat crying ****** (hi berad). Fray' competes on both PC and Xbox 360 platforms, with more platforms expected to be incorporated in the future once we figure out how to turn them on. I mean honestly, I haven't ever turned off this computer because I fear that once I do it'll take me half a day to figure out how to turn it on again. All those cords plugged in the wall, my god, confusing stuff! Don't even get me started on the buttons that I have to push!
Once a groin grabbingly intense completely hetero game , battle grounds of fierce rivalry and fertile wombs- Left for dead, the game that drank swampman jizm by the buckets and fathered the man we know as Riddick, and a niche zombie multiplayer versus arena is now facing an era that will determine the games survival. Riddicks ego! (can it even fit in one map??? can it even fit in a custom map?? My god, thats why they are being added to the ladder, need to accomodate for it somehow)Fray's reputable Left 4 Dead section has evolved and changed over the last year like a pokemon, because frankly some people just left when they realised how douchey the whole thing is. I mean, honestly, I got a ******* call at home around september last year, I never ******* said you could call me. It was to ask me about some shit, being PR or some ******* stupid role. Honestly, PR? For a ******* NPO which is a bunch of circle jerking gamers???? Are you ******* serious?? Whats going to happen, someone will make an abortion joke in a pub game and write to their member of parliament? Then it'll have to be spun and defended to save face for the almighty Frenetic Array name??? Honestly, ******* stupid.
Anyway, There is no doubt that Frays new merger of the 4Quattro team, will take Fray and Left 4 Dead in a bold new direction. From the homo-erotic grounds of Riddicks pink table (yes he has one, thats not a joke, I wouldn't say something so absurd) Freshly Emerging Undefeated Victors (because I like to capitalise every first letter, I mean, are Freshly Emerging Undefeated Victors a team, or something? correct me if I'm wrong someone), grasping 1st place like a rigid phallus from formidable teams competing in CyberGamer's hot sticky and wet 3rd L4D Season, they are fast paving their names in Fray and L4D history. Paving their names?? Honestly?? That sounds rather stupid. I mean, do I have to pave a whole ******* footpath with some coloured differently forming a name, can't I just write it down somewhere???
There you go Riddick, I started my own thread, and embellished your clans post. I hope you like it.
Posted on Saturday, 29th May 2010