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I love Riddick. [LOCKED]

Started by Bruce Campbell on 9:55am 29/5/10. 680 views and 12 posts, 0 users reading, last post by Zombie.

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Frenetic Array is an Australian based non-profit organization (because frankly no one in their right mind would give them money, although the status as a NPO has some neat tax breaks involved), and is one of the largest growing competitive online gaming organizations in Australia, out of the like, three or four, I mean, thats just how awesome we are. It's like being on the biggest loser, at the end of the day you're still a fat crying ****** (hi berad). Fray' competes on both PC and Xbox 360 platforms, with more platforms expected to be incorporated in the future once we figure out how to turn them on. I mean honestly, I haven't ever turned off this computer because I fear that once I do it'll take me half a day to figure out how to turn it on again. All those cords plugged in the wall, my god, confusing stuff! Don't even get me started on the buttons that I have to push!

Once a groin grabbingly intense completely hetero game , battle grounds of fierce rivalry and fertile wombs- Left for dead, the game that drank swampman jizm by the buckets and fathered the man we know as Riddick, and a niche zombie multiplayer versus arena is now facing an era that will determine the games survival. Riddicks ego! (can it even fit in one map??? can it even fit in a custom map?? My god, thats why they are being added to the ladder, need to accomodate for it somehow)Fray's reputable Left 4 Dead section has evolved and changed over the last year like a pokemon, because frankly some people just left when they realised how douchey the whole thing is. I mean, honestly, I got a ******* call at home around september last year, I never ******* said you could call me. It was to ask me about some shit, being PR or some ******* stupid role. Honestly, PR? For a ******* NPO which is a bunch of circle jerking gamers???? Are you ******* serious?? Whats going to happen, someone will make an abortion joke in a pub game and write to their member of parliament? Then it'll have to be spun and defended to save face for the almighty Frenetic Array name??? Honestly, ******* stupid.

Anyway, There is no doubt that Frays new merger of the 4Quattro team, will take Fray and Left 4 Dead in a bold new direction. From the homo-erotic grounds of Riddicks pink table (yes he has one, thats not a joke, I wouldn't say something so absurd) Freshly Emerging Undefeated Victors (because I like to capitalise every first letter, I mean, are Freshly Emerging Undefeated Victors a team, or something? correct me if I'm wrong someone), grasping 1st place like a rigid phallus from formidable teams competing in CyberGamer's hot sticky and wet 3rd L4D Season, they are fast paving their names in Fray and L4D history. Paving their names?? Honestly?? That sounds rather stupid. I mean, do I have to pave a whole ******* footpath with some coloured differently forming a name, can't I just write it down somewhere???

There you go Riddick, I started my own thread, and embellished your clans post. I hope you like it.
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Pure genius^

Although I give this thread about half a day....
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All you had to write in the end is that you are over the game, and getting dumped by Cowbell cus your bad, while thanking me for calling you to make you feel better, that you could one day stop pretending that your wit will get you laid one day.

All this angst over Cowbell dumping a big one on your pride, hahaha, I bet you love that imagery you dirty bitch.
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lol, I love how the big responsible leader of this renowned gaming organisation takes the bait.
Honestly Riddick, you look like a twat. I didn't think you would be stupid enough to get trolled so easily, yet here we are.

I don't remember you calling me to make me feel better. I do remember that you called and asked me to be PR dipshit or something, and later you gave the job to wilk0r because I gave you a big no, and he was irresponsible enough to waste his time and say yes.
I left fray and you weren't even aware, I told you that I left during that phone conversation, because frankly everyone in Fray thought you were a dumb cu nt and didn't bother to tell you. What a great leader of this fantastic Non-profit organisation, doesn't even know whats happening in what he's meant to be the top cock off.
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Lol Bruce, you are just sounding desperate now. You lef cus others didn't like me, yet you were the only one, lol your dillusional. Last time I checked our L4D group has grown, infact it included some of your own team mates, ouch.

Talk about munching bait, your the one that felt soo inadaquate that you felt the need to make a thread about it.

relax champ, you may still find some feral to love you.
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Quote from Riddick on the 29th of May 2010:
Lol Bruce, you are just sounding desperate now. You lef cus others didn't like me, yet you were the only one, lol your dillusional. Last time I checked our L4D group has grown, infact it included some of your own team mates, ouch.

Talk about munching bait, your the one that felt soo inadaquate that you felt the need to make a thread about it.

relax champ, you may still find some feral to love you.
Your wife already called and I turned her down.
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Not my wife, it was prolly the one you ordered off one of your fetish site collections. Just think your credit card found you love worth being in debt for, lol.
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Not my wife, it was prolly the one you ordered off one of your fetish site collections. Just think your credit card found you love worth being in debt for, lol.
So you agree. We ARE talking about the same woman than.
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Maybe your understanding of english will improve while you teach your credit card wife.
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Pretty sure I paid you with Paypal Riddick.
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Mmkay, back to steam.
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I love Riddick. [LOCKED]