Because of my general distrust of the share market, my distrust of government bonds, my complete lack of sports knowledge, and the housing asset bubble that exists within Australia, I've decided to place all my money in "investing" in bets on Australian E-Sports. Knowing how good players I used to play with ([]) are, I've placed all my money on Fray.
It's a sure fire thing guys. I'd recommend you all place bets at this point as well, before the odds swing, and the return on your investment lowers.
Part of what makes it such a strong investment is Riddicks amazing abilities to lead a team. He'd never lose complete teams due to his inability to be diplomatic and his general non douchebag-cock suckerness. I mean, he's a fantastic person. You can see the sincerity oozing out of my words right?
Don't thank me all at once for this brilliant investment advice.
Posted on Friday, 25th June 2010