Girls are very materialistic, and dont understand how hard it is to MvP in public. Im assuming you dont have many screenshots, and they are most likely shopped, so stick with the state of the art setup, and she will think your loaded. If your setup is bad, get some gold spray paint and say its 24ct's and she will be in awe.

That is most definetly not normal, you need to shave them off (you can still use your shaver on your face tho), trim them regularly (just make sure you dont snip your balls) or get a lighter and set them aflame (become the life of the party).

Treat em mean, keep em keen is a tactic i apply to many slower girls, not supprisingly it's been pretty effective.

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At on of my testicles has seemingly manoeuvred its way into my foreskin, is this normal?

That is most definetly not normal, i suggest lube or taking it a bit slower next time your on youporn / spankwire / pornhub / 2 girls 1 cup / hustler / bang bros / playboy / brazzers / redtube / naughty america / reality kings / cybergamer / pornohub / guess her muff / xtube etc.

I have unfortunatly experinced similar, with a testicle retracting and moving 180o to pop up above the base of my shaft before it had to be delicately replaced to its original position. It provided much Lol's to the small crowd that had gathered to help me look for the missing nut.

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I have 2 Dads, who do I buy a present for on mothers day?

Why is it only some days i pee out of both holes, and others i only pee out of one?

Your penis bum equilibrium is evidently out of whack

I have leperacy, the other night i picked up a... night maiden, after we were done i told her to keep the tip, she just screamed, now i feel doqn about myself

Shaving: Face before pubes, or pubes before face?

This explains so much about you Jono. Unless you know your birth mother you will have to get something for Father and Daddy and incorporate them both in the celebration of womanhood. I suggest getting a bouquet of pink and red dildos, im sure your gaydar is goin off with better ideas for your parents.

You are most definetly not getting enough fibre, get some All Bran or cement or something ASAP.

I wouldnt recommend shaving your pubes as it will leave nasty ingrown's which Shieldsy has shown me and it aint pretty. If you live with someone else, you can make a game out of using their shaver and toothbrush to clean and shave your down stairs region. Just make sure you never tell them and let them know when they have a hair stuck in-between their teeth.

However at the end of the day it shouldnt matter if you go face to pubes or pubes to face, all that matters is you will get to finish yourself off in the shower after your done.

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are you a boy or a girl im confused lol

He is a Hybrid, sent down to us, by the Twi-Lifte

I have a pimple on the inside of my foreskin. Is this normal?

I burnt my pubes and they smell really bad.How can i get them back to there lucious state?
lol

I've heard you speak, are you even old enough for p00bes?

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I don't think he is just yet.