Wanna ****?

one of my ballsacks has purple dots on it, whats wrong?

Umm... obviously im a ladies man if you read the OP.

No, be careful when you pop it also. It's possible it may be your testicle from your previous question. Wash and scrub (someone else's toothbrush) in warm soapy water everyday until it clears up.

Burnt body hair smell is a hard one to get rid off, you need to continue back burning until most of the hair is gone. Make sure you dont breath in the smoke, as it can be pretty toxic. After that you will need to shower and get all the silt and ash out of their. Pubes are over-rated.

Yeh i'd love to, send your Mum over and ill teach her a thing or 2.

Im goin to need a picture, preferably exposing your affected ball in front of your computer screen with CG's homepage so i know its you. Does not sound normal.

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Disappointed in that call tbh, said to much, lost its zang about 4.734 years ago.

I'm a loser. What's the best way to get women interested in me?

be normal

Women will rarely come to you, your going to have to put yourself out there and try and lead an active social life, but you dont necessarily have to change yourself. It's hard to give you something specific to do, depending on your situation you can try any of the following:

• Go out with a friend or group of friends who you can get to do the old wingman routine.
  
• Internet Dating yo, just dont make shit up / be honest.
  
• Ask any girls you know what you can do to improve your appearance or just general critcism.
  
• Get active, play sport or join a gym anything to interact with people and build your confidence.
  
• Make it known to all your friends that you are looking for someone, and to set you up with anyone you might match with.
  

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Hypothetical: I am at a restaurant and have drunk / eaten way too much, and feel like it is seriously overpriced. What do?

Run Forest run

Dine and dash

A woman asked me to help her math equation today, what do I do/expect? Should I show her my setup/screenies?

Screenies:
www.cybergamer.com.au/forums/thread/140967/CGo:-MISTA-vs-RefleX/

Setup:


Which one?

I'm not even mexican brooo... Any advice?

Pay for your meal and complement the chef on an excellent job. It also depends who is with you, i like to go to dinner with people who say they will pay, and thats usually one of the conditions of me dining with people. I have reliable friends, so they keep their word.

You most definitely will be able to help her, but you need to offer private 1 on 1 tutoring at her place, there is no chance of progression for snoo-snoo if you take her to your nerd dungeon. Do not under any circumstances bring up screen shots or setup's or she will report you to several authorities as they are much worse than i first anticipated. Girls dont like maths anyway, its just a pick up line, so your basically in already.


Dont ****en lie to me you weasel dick ****.

Little you can do but get kicked out of wherever you are.

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Infamous, you need to put a box of tissues on your desk.