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Dear Rohizle,
I feel inadequate when showering with my football team, how should i go about improving my manhood?

You need to embrace manscaping, it accentuates your 'figure' and gives you something to take pride in

Dear Rohi,
If im walking down the street and a girl looks at me does that mean im in?

This is a tough one, and fear of being ridiculed for a small tacker is not high on anyone's to do list. I think it would be less embarassing to wear jocks and cop shit than cop shit for a small knob, so thats probably what you should do, or just avoid the shower all together. There are also suppliments and stuff you can take, i havnt really heard of anyone having too much success with that tho.

However, if its critical that you get your wang out i have a risky method. You need to go to the bathroom right after the game and rub one out (its important that you go all the way and finish up). Then just rock up to the shower with your recently worked and stretched out member, which will be as big as its ever gonna be.

If only it was this easy and you were in with just a look. Most definetly not in, but it does indicated she may interested so give a welcoming smile back. If the opportunity arises to strike up a convo or you get a smile back, go for it.

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What if i changed my name to: "McLovin" Will girls looks mean im in then?

rohi , how do you kill yourself without it hurting?

Over consumption of ice cream

Hey Rohi i've got a question.

Get ****ed.

I put 5 starbursts into some chicks vagina and sucked 6 out and ate them what do I do?

Is it true that donzy fingered his sister, but found his fathers wedding ring in there?

In english please. Unless im mistaken and females have taken on mind reading abilities, but they wont know your name just by looking at you. Your best bet is to look like McLovin and then you will be sweet.




There is no reason to kill yourself ever. Even if you think your at your lowest you can get over it, just talk to someone and look back later as the reasons for doing it are nothing as you get older (bad relationships / failing school / in trouble). Ive known people who have tried at their lowest and survived and become success and others who have succeeded and its the worst thing. Either that or jump off something really high head first into something really hard.


Nothing you can do (unless there is sever bleeding). You already ate them, so probs best to go on with life and not think too much about what you ate.


Wouldnt be the first time.

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There's a group of potheads near where we and my friends hang out, and I can see something happening later on.

If one of them comes up to us eventually wanting to fight, or starts pestering / cussing at one of the girls in the group.
Should I A: Tell them to **** off.
B: Tell my friends that maybe we should move.
or C: Walk over to the person bothering us, and knock him out.

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