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how do u cure? [LOCKED]

Started by exo on 2:34am 5/3/11. 1,235 views and 39 posts, 0 users reading, last post by sup3rior.

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So it all started on an ordinary day at school. I had my english class going with one of
my favourite teachers Mrs Jones. She is 42 and is A TRUE ***KIN MILF! I had been checking
her out for like the last 2 months and she had checked me out aswell. I always asked for help and
she ******* rub her C's against my head/shoulder and that was hawwwt! I never knew she was
flirting with me but with her pervert/mama/milf-eyes she knew i was into her. She had stroked
my hair and my muscular arms and sometimes my leg, never the dick tho. It went another 2
months when i got an e-mail over the intranet from her telling me that she was in need to see me, it was about
my marks and that we had to do something about it. So i was like ALRIGHT, SHE ***KIN WANTS ME!

And yes, yes she did. I came over to her house and boy, she rode me like a ***kin stallion, not kidding.
This went on for like 2-3 weeks and yesterday she called me bout something not as sexy, funny as me dippin my
cock into her vagina. "Hi Nicholas, how are you...blablabla... i think ive might given you clamydia, rabs and
in worst case HIV. IM LIKE "WHAAAAT?" I know it was my fault, no condom, that bitch always slipped it of
but why?! SHE PROBABLY GON GET PREGNANT TO. WHAT A DO?! I CANT TELL ANYONE I HAD SEX WITH MY TEACHER,
IM ONLY 14. WHAT A DO?!

what should i do, what if i have hiv? best way to cure it?

should i kill her, burn her house down, steal her car, whatever, please, give me something!
Posted on Saturday, 5th March 2011
mattzarini. [GIGA] - Who said anything about 1 frag? Your entire demo is sus.
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Ask Charlie Sheen for help.
Posted on Saturday, 5th March 2011
im never going to rep you phaggots back
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Quote from superior+ on the 5th of March 2011:
Ask Charlie Sheen for help.
bahaha, made my night.

jump off a cliff?
Posted on Saturday, 5th March 2011
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exo
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Quote from outlawz on the 5th of March 2011:
Quote from superior+ on the 5th of March 2011:
Ask Charlie Sheen for help.
bahaha, made my night.

jump off a cliff?

pretty good friday nite bro hahaha
Posted on Saturday, 5th March 2011
mattzarini. [GIGA] - Who said anything about 1 frag? Your entire demo is sus.
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i had this problem a while back
first of all make sure u go and dip ur dick in metho have 2 shots of kerosene and scrub it with a still brush to clean the hiv out of ur system
as payback sneak into her home and beat her with a rubber bat
"this will also make sure u dont have a little boy 9 months away"
u might also want to smere shit all over her walls
that should do it ...........
Posted on Saturday, 5th March 2011
i hate it when i step on my penis
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You've deadset got to smack her mate.
Only way to take the baby out of the equation.
Posted on Saturday, 5th March 2011
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well by looking at your profile picture and seeing you and another dude in undies and touching each other arse ,assuming its you you either lied and your teachers name is kevin and has a penis or you made the whole thing up ..
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Quote from exo on the 5th of March 2011:
Quote from outlawz on the 5th of March 2011:
Quote from superior+ on the 5th of March 2011:
Ask Charlie Sheen for help.
bahaha, made my night.

jump off a cliff?

pretty good friday nite bro hahaha
haha depends what this party im goin to is like
Posted on Saturday, 5th March 2011
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Why do you all think this is a joke? He is actually being serious about it.
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Quote from charge ily on the 5th of March 2011:
well by looking at your profile picture and seeing you and another dude in undies and touching each other arse ,assuming its you you either lied and your teachers name is kevin and has a penis or you made the whole thing up ..

This..

still, made me lol, BL with that if true.

watch the movie Easy-A, someone had a similar problem in that movie.
Posted on Saturday, 5th March 2011
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HES A COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTER BASH THE ****
Posted on Saturday, 5th March 2011
Asterix: you sound like a piece of shit, Asterix: please do not contact me again (c)
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keep having sex with her and give her hiv back der
Posted on Saturday, 5th March 2011
xbox section is disgusting.
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tbag her coffee
Posted on Saturday, 5th March 2011
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Do a line of coke off her back then lock her in the closet
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Today is the tomorrow we were worried about yesterday
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you need to take some charlie sheen, that will get you sorted
Posted on Saturday, 5th March 2011
 
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