There was a bit about hauks? I didn't read. can you summarize?

If this isn't a joke, later Zombie.
Scrubs 4 ever!!
Best admin, also a really good guy, got my l4d "career" kicking off. bol

Knew it was April fools from the start... Coz my name wasn't mentioned

Lies! Slander! Filthy, communist, North Korean propaganda! Zombie can't be leaving us D: L4D won't be the same without Zombie! (cwutididthar?)

Bro srsly bro, bro. Come on, bro. I mean, bro. Bro. Bro :[


Dunno if srs, am late to the partay it seems. Zombie is mah dawg, yo. He's the afro bro with yogo and no yoyo, mofo.

Bro I love you bro :[

BoL if it's fo realz, if not, this is exactly how Hauks will try to run the community.





TAKE 20 MOTHERF*CKER.

Thanks Zombie for always fixing shit quickly. U will be missed!

HAHAHA Reaver.

That's fantastic.