We're always having fun btw

I fully endorse this thread.

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Coy Koi, but you may call me Kathy, or Kevin if that is what you prefer. I wish to apply for a position in your Left 4 Dead rotoblin mod 4v4 team.

I first began my Left 4 Dead career as a humble public server player, learning from other public server players the basics of Left 4 Dead. Through social networking and self promotion I have gained much public server reputation and more skills in Left 4 Dead and have since been renowned as a fairly decent public server player. I am a team player, however I believe that a strong team is also made up of strong individuals that can each hold their own in a solo situation; I believe I have the flexibility to alter my playing style to retaliate any circumstance.

My skills include knowing how to punt a hunter, land a 25 damage pounce, "kai" jumping (needs improvement), and skeeting hunters (this occurs in random happenstances and is not a frequent and consistent trait, I call this my 'lucky dip'). I have completed the first 3 levels in Hunter Training as this is an ongoing process and I seek to further guidance in order to proceed to the next level, and I believe being accepted into your organisation would give me the courage and strength to continue my journey through Hunter Training level 4.

I have previously competed in Left 4 Dead 2 confogl mod on CyberGamer.com.au with team Save our Souls, in which I first became aware of your organisation, I was awed by your team's efficiency and skills and ability to combat every situation possible, and it was then I aspired to one day become a part of your team and to contribute to your quest to become the very best, like no one ever was. My career in Left 4 Dead 2 CyberGamer ladder ended in the semi-finals in Season 1, in which you were of the top teams.

I hope that you would consider my application, and to hear from you soon.
Sincerely,

Coy Koi.
www.steamcommunity.com/id/bloodrocution

All our operators are currently busy. Please hold while we look into this application for you.

Dear those whom I consider to be far inferior to my perfection,

I am not a charitable person, nor do I have emotions, however, once in a while, I do like to lend a hand to those far more pathetic and lowly than myself, so that I may bask in the glory that is me and remind myself how gifted I am.

It is due to this that I am offering my assistance to your "clan", as consultant and player, so that it will be mediocre instead of vvl bad.

If you wish for my presence, here are the conditions that are non-negotiable:
-At all times I will be addressed as "The Great One" or "Master", to be capitalised and pronounced with extreme reverence.
-You shall never pronounce my real name unless it is in hushed whispers.
-All requests must be hand written to me and to be delivered by nude eunuchs, written with ink with no less than 5% by weight in gold.

You have insulted me by even considering any one other than myself.

-The Great One

Man, dodecahedrons is gonna be pissed.

rofl

Sign me up, buttercups.

<3 Sublime

:3

Razzle needs Dazzle.

me pls

oh god vvl

gone and brought vvl up, **** my life.

Dodecahedrons IS pissed!

bol