As most of you know b[]gl faces the top seeded Syn next round, and if we're honest, they're going to walk it. Or, at least that's the expectation.

However, I like to think myself as a great leader, one who can inspire men to achieve greatness despite their mediocrity.

Leaders can be great and lead through action. This is not me, for if my team followed my example we'd lose to pubstompers.

Leaders can be great orators. This is not me, for my voice is not inspirational and English is not my first language.

No, what makes me great is the fact that I am a man of my words and when I make a promise, I keep it.

With this in mind I make the following promise:

If b[]gl defeats Syn, I will take a picture of Pikachu licking me, and the more we win by, the lower he licks. Every 100 point lead means he licks 10cm down, with a cap at 1000 points. If we win by 1000 points he licks 1m down, and I'm about 1.74m tall, so you do the maths.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, I could really do with that 100 dollars, apparently Brink is going to be amazing and I don't have any money in my Paypal.

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Edited once, 11/5/11 - 11:39am by Zombie.