As title says, I am a filthy wh0r3 looking for a man to serve.

I am fairly unreliable though, busy with school so I am only available on weekends if I can make the times :O

Why me?
1. I used to be able to snipe anyone, doing anything, anywhere on all maps - I am building back up to that after 1 year of not playing.

2. When I was playing, 80% of my games played the Ace Pin was mine.

3. When I was playing, 90% of my games played the best squad pin was mine - other 3 mates always topped the board 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th,

4. KDR over 2.06 and going up still. I normally get 30s for under 5s each game I play now - occasionally I fail hardcore for a bit or when the team is incredi shit and cannot attack/defend.

5. Epicly pro with Assualt and Recon.

6. I can snipe people with a tube, m416, m1911 and a lot more stuff I am sure you would like but would cbf reading if I put it up.

I am a perth boi as well.

Stats: http://bfbcs.com/stats_pc/jawdan

Cheers (waits for haters?)

spewed on my keyboard

lol?

I probably look like a douche posting this but yeah...

You're not wrong there.

LOL

Too many nachos?

That or the amount of drinking related posts splattered on his FB

ily glock