It seems GM ticket responses are getting more creative! Check out the reply to me reporting a speed hacker! Read the bold part

Thank you for taking the time to report this issue to us. Due to current petition volumes we are unable to contact all of our players while they are online. Blizzard Entertainment encourages and appreciates the role of the gaming community in keeping World of Warcraft a safe and enjoyable environment for all participants.

We understand that hacking and exploitation take a serious toll on all players that play the game not just for fun, but competitively as well. The seriousness of this issue is what makes reports like this so critical. While we have a pretty good grip on the baddies, we can't be everywhere at once and genuinely appreciate reports like this.

Know that we have a special place reserved for hackers, with all the fuzziness of a thermo-nuclear shock wave. Be assured, we will investigate your report and take all necessary and appropriate actions to address this matter. Due to privacy concerns, however, we will not be able to notify you of our findings, nor of the actions necessary for resolution of this issue.


I have had GMs contact with their opening sentence. "With a cloud of smoke and a 'poof' GM (name) appears in front of you".

Anyone had anything entertaining?

Sorry.
But thats not funny

Thanks for the input that's more useless then this thread...

Just trying to have a little fun... If it's not funny to you. You don't have to point it out and be a ******.

In my experience gm's take on a sort of role playing thing, depending on the season (ie brewfest, christmas etc). I've had some interesting discussion with some of them though haha.

l0l at least they have personalitys i guess

lol aceman, had the smoke one, some gms are actually surprisingly nice

The amount of tickets they would get, it's good to see they still have some sense of humour left.

I've never bothered with tickets because it take ages for a reply!

yeah it's good that its not generic responses all the time

imo they just have a bunch of templates,randomly select one and just fill out the details

Yeah, it used to be apart of their job YEARS ago where they HAD to roleplay in the tickets that they were sent. But now its optional due to people becoming confused on what the hell was going on.

It's referenced in this awesome video:

i once had a gm send a message of thanks to me, because i knocked about 5 allies off the top of orgrimmar with my thunderstorm ability, he said thanks for that now i don't have to move them myself. i found it quite funny as id exploited up there but i was being thanked for it lol

I enjoy talking to qerky and perky GM's, as long as they resolve my issue..

shoulda frapsed it or something

I think the best thunderstorm I ever saw was something like 20-50 people get blown off the cliff near back entrance to Orgrimmar.

It was a massive for the alliance attempt during peak hour! Something like 2+ full raid groups I think.

Everyone leaving Stormwind


One of the many fights at the bridge

yea i would have but i had a shit computer back then so i would have lagged heaps