I would just like to say Skyrim sucks. I have no idea why people are raving about this game. The movement is clunky, the cut scenes are long, and it's a downright ******* bore
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I haven't played the game enough to give an in-depth analysis; I was sound asleep after the opening cutscene, which is no shorter than 20 minutes long. Not only is the opening cutscene long, but it is boring aswell. It beings with your character, a prisoner being hauled away on a cart who is sitting around with his thumb up his ass, listening to other prisoners in the cart talk about inane bullshit. Then, after 10 minutes of listening to that aural excrement known as dialouge, your character jumps out of the cart and is on his way to listen to more boring dialogue. Another 10 minutes go by. Then, after choosing your characters race, name, and customising his nose and jaw width for 20+ minutes (really, who cares about this?); you are on your way to witness your newly created character get his head chopped off! This is the point is the game where I was thinking to myself "yes, finally", and the rest of the game would consist of the credits. But no. A dragon comes in to save my life, and I'm spared. On the upside you get to see some of the annoying NPC's burned to death. On the down side this is the point in the game where it becomes player-controlled and you are forced to experience a litany of bugs/glitches, but this is to be expected from a shitty console port.

This is a far as I got into then game because the game was so slow and buggy it overheated my computer. Don't buy this shit festival.


GRAPHICS: 0/10

All the fancy graphics in the world won't distract anyone from realising the game is shit.


GAMEPLAY: 0/10

Shit. Clunky movement we have come to expect from console ports.


STORY: 0/10

Bland and boring.


SOUND: 0/10

Could of been good if I didn't have to put my sound down to 11khz for the game to run.


TOTAL SCORE: 0/40


As much as I hate to say it MW3 shits all over this game.

Edited once, 15/11/11 - 6:14am.

how do i get into cgi skyrim?

umad bro? If you don't have anything positive to say, don't say anything at all.

uMAD dude

good review, keep it up dude

im sorry but before i continue reading this i must point out that it is an rpg... it doesn't surprise me that there are long cut scenes

you play 5435904353443543543 hours of cod.

and to add onto what i said, this would be because your computer isn't good enough to run the game

Good review, keep them coming

Or the game isn't good enough to run on my computer. *COUGH* console port.

I'm sorry, that's not how society works any more

hmm i can run it on ultra and my specs aint crash hot.... stick2cod

Interesting review but I guess everyone has their own opinion and the majority of the review were quite positive about the game. My experience was with the game is actually quite positive has I think its a beast game.

The entire title is false, everything you have posted is false, please keep everything to yourself and the call of duty 4 section