Prawn's top 20 AUSCOD scrubs.


Due to the outstanding number of requests (you know who you are) I have decided to succumb to peer pressure and bestow upon you all my "Top 20 AusCOD scrubs" list. Upon being banned for 4 weeks after posting a dis-tasteful .GIF image, I focused my efforts on creating what I believe is a fairly accurate list of the top 20 scrub players currently playing in Call of Duty. I was hoping to post this after the CGi grand final to gain more insight onto the current scrub level, but because of consistent delays the list will be released early. Without further ado the list is as followed;

#1 - Gat

Needs no explanation. Gat gonna Gat. Scrub gonna Scrub.
(Nominated by Gat)

#2 - GenX

Reminds me too much of Ronald McDonald, Also doesnt know how to stop a defuse, knife, aim... pretty much anything except nade and prone. VERY SCRUBBY.
(Nominated by Fray)

#3 - Omen

It's Omen, whether its @lan banter followed up by nothing, or his ability to do laps of a map and not make a single frag. Rage Scrub.
(Nominated by Fray)

#4 - Raddick

Lightning quick wait-bind scripts. Extremely scrubby.
(Nominated by Fray)

#5 - Savage

Whether its 5v1,1v5 or 1v1 Savage will be the douche bag proning in some corner building on attack, with 10seconds left. Jewish Scrub.
(Nominated by Stace)

#6 - Showie

Generally crouching behind a team mate, waiting to get the bait frag, or failing every single clutch situation because hes always the last left alive and there are no more team mates to bait. Baiting Scrub.
(Nominated by Mindfreak)

#7 - Vas

Plays like a CGo scrub but in a CGi environment, also throws away clutches just by peaking a cross with an smg, or jumping/sprinting around in a 1v1. CGo Scrub.
(Nominated by Dutch)

#8 - Mors

Possibly the most enjoyable person to frag, gets incredibly angry because his MW2 style rush is stopped by a generic nade or generic cross. MW2 Scrub.
(Nominated by Prawn)

#9 - Mark

Puts the most amount of effort into the game out of anyone in the community, only to find no resolve. Never won anything notable despite his 10000+ hours, except a lan he paid $800 getting to, and be rewarded with $80 worth of peripherals. Forever 2nd Scrub.
(Nominated by Prawn)

#10 - Edge

Found his own in Blackops, Who the **** plays Blackops? Scrub.
(Nominated by JOSH)

#11 - Tens

Lives for Cod2. Loses at Cod2. Lives to Lose? .Losing Scrub.
(nominated by Vetz)

#12 - Billothy

Definitely has the lowest timeplayed to Skill ratio, played for gods knows how long only to be regarded as one of the shittest players ever, cheated for a while, worst thing to do when everyone knows he is the most horrible player. Hacking Scrub.
(Nominated by Anti-Cheat Team)

#13 - Cuzzy

Good ol Cuzzy, you can always count on him to watch the flank from spawn building, every round, from the same positions. Not so scrubby now, however past scrubbiness earns him a place. Post-Scrub.
(Nominated by RF Lan team)

#14 - Stace

When Stace is speccing you (because he ******* dies all the time), everything you do, is the wrong move, if you clutch, you clutch badly according to Stace. But when Stace clutches his self-proclaimed God-like tactics leave him and he begins to ask "What do I do?". ******* Scrub.
(Nominated by Kenji)

#15 - Bilbin

Douchebag of the century.
(Nominated by Stace)

#16 - NickyDee

Girls gone wild? more like Girls gone Wildlife, amirite?
(Nominated by Gat)

#17 - Steve

Plays in the shittest teams according to him, however it seems to be every team he plays in. Could it be something else you aren't realising Steve? .Scrub.
(Nominated by Fray)

#18 - Bani

Scrub at every cod. being what Geary likes to call "A ******* scrub". ******* Scrub.
(Nominated by Vetz)

#19 - Hektik

Fanboying til the end of time. Grats on winning a CGm, Grats on winning nothing else slightly notable. Fanboy Scrub.
(Nominated by Fray)

#20 - Gat

Gat Gonna Gat. Scrub Gonna Scrub.
(Nominated by Gat)

It is extremely difficult to construct a list of top 20 scrubs, especially when there are outside influences telling you how scrubyy a certain player is based solely on your intense dislike for them. I think the top 10 is extremely solid but as you get lower down the list it gets a lot harder to finalise. Make your own top 20's and post below.

Micah giving the people what they want.

oh dat prawn!

I ******* lol'd hard at that. Nice work prawny.

Good write up however there seems to be a distinct correlation between prone and x5.

Dazed v3

Huge list.

i approve of this list

needs more fiend

lol

Warpain should be in top 10

(nominated by Heartz & Bic)

Edited once, 31/12/11 - 3:51pm.

Cy@ BO CGi.

More evidence that I'm the best sniper in the world. Tutorial coming soon.

Lol@ #16 so accurate.

HAHAHAHAHAHA - Best nominee!

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