Why thank you.

My sister was always told that she had her dad's hair (ie. hair like her dad).

He's bald, so she thought his hair fell off his head and onto hers.

... LOL.
That's actually amazing.

When I was about 5 my uncle told me that a car seat lever activated the ejector seats, I never touched one until I found out what they actually were for when I was about 9.

Around the same age my cousin told me if you pushed the door bell button the world blew up, I never touched one of these for a long long time also .

I love how gullible children are.
When my little cousin was around 3 - 4, for a whole year we had him convinced of several things.
For example, whenever he was getting annoying we'd tell him that our grandma had cake, and seeing as he was easily distracted, he'd run off to see if there was cake and get distracted with something else, so we didn't have to deal with him.
We also told him that if he played a certain video game too much, Santa would think he was selfish and consider that naughty, so he wouldn't get any gifts at Christmas, which basically gave us control over what games were played every Friday night.

Edit: "We" being the cousins I have that are of similar age to myself. (I have over 20 cousins, inb4 Lebo calls, even though I'm not Lebo.)

kum 2 croydn bro ill fkn bash u

I know that feel, bro.

Oi bro I went to Croydon McDonald's, where were you?

seems legit

it is