I am sick of hearing about people getting HIV and other various problems from having sex with random girls so i decided to do a bit of research as to how i could control my needs... I found out that the best 2 ways to keep myself "clean" were to 1, pleasure myself and 2, buy this amazing contraption!!

Want to save you're virginity like me till you get married? then buy this!!!!!!



Here is a quick video:
www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd5_1326661351
Video contains no penis shots- i know its sad for some of you... video shows how the contraption works ( rated G )

I honestly cant wait for mine to arrive in the mail as i plan on wearing this baby till the day i get married with my special soul mate!

If you wish to also keep clean and stay a virgin till you get married please do follow suit as you wont regret it






jks aside here people, how silly can people be these days :S
Who in the hell would go and buy one of these things?....
killz want me to order you one br0? gEdIt?

Edited once, 17/1/12 - 6:53am.

I'm scared to click that video in case they demonstrate how it works.

I dont even :|

Watch out zammR they might use it on pigs.

Dem_pigs

Erm about that... well new topic kthx

This is one of those moments when my seat suddenly feels very uncomfortable and have to irresistibly squirm around in my chair and the only thing I can think of saying is "errrr ummm hmmmmm well this is different?......."

Dont be silly young man!

The first ever contraption like this was designed back in1405 when women were clean and men could slap women - ahhh those were the days!

I wonder...would they're be one to fit the size of my anus?

There you go sir

Another quality thread on cg.

In all seriousness. This thread has made my day

imagine getting a boner.