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nspRe is the best singer in Aus cod



SPOILER: Lyrics



Hay guys whats up, yes its true you are not seeing things the all mighty JpND who won 93.1% of there matches before leagues, and then won 0% in leagues are back and we are requiting.

We are recruiting for COD4, WaW and BO, our first and only goal is to beat Packer, so if you think that you can help or want to help achieve this please apply, but first you have to meet the requirements below.

Must have lost at least 7 games in leagues or if your like poppin over 20.
Can you make strats like spider?
Must call shockwave negwave
Must call No mercy NZ No lift NZ
Must sing us the theme song (dw you cant be worse than tom)

Now quickly in joining this team there are many benefits, you get to see our amazing private forums from back in the day which include Spyder's BO strats, which if you are able to understand, i will give you a billion dollars, you get to see what we thought of all our other shit **** teams we had to play in CGa, and before CGa epically that of 5D and Audacity.

Also just to prove how beast we are we were also once offered a chance to join Taunted, but we came to the team decision that we could not possibly scoop that low.

Also the skills of lockdown were unbelievable he went 1-7 on grid so many times that they named a map after him.





You get to see and if it is what your heart desires join in hating on myself for not being able to hold middle.






You will also have the ability to see all the graphics that were sent into us, which i may say was a lot including the following.




Clips showing how amazing we are:


Us actually doing something lol:



nspRe failing like alwaysL






Poppin goign 0-7 then rage quitting:





But in saying all of this possibly the best thing you will gain is that of our debating skills, after not being selected for CGa we were able to after many many hours of planing and strating were able to not only push our self into CGa and then somehow be tipped to actually win it, but as well we able to cause a disturbance in the cod admin team as we exposed the arguments and bullying that had been happening in context with how many teams should be in which league.


You will also get the chance to have a photo of you made up like this:

Poppin Fresh:



nspRe:



Birney:



You will also have the chance to have a quote added to our amazing quote list:

Jetpack Ninja Dinosaurs. Trolling CGa since 1904. BUM RUUUUUSH.

CERVIX JUIIIICE

This used to be a Fun House....! MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF we had Bitterman Instant CGi Grand finalist champions,
or a CGA match.

WHEN IN DOUBT, BLAME JENNINGS

Twi: "Ugh, If I get caught on something again, I'm going to shit my pants."

Birney: "I can't see shit because I'm sitting about 3 metres away from my monitor... I broke my chair."

dalla: "I'm a freelancer" Poppin: "Does that mean Twi can drive you around all day... you know, like a Mitsubishi Lancer, Zoom Zoom "

Poppin: "Hey maniac, I was looking at the photos of you going formal clothes shopping and I kept staring at that chick in the background with big boobs"

Moon shoes! Moon Shoes! MOON SHOES! Anti ******* gravity SHOES!



Question and Answer:





Quote from Qrux on the 20th of March 2011:
Are jet packs supplied or is it byoj?

Quote from Defuze on the 20th of March 2011:
Supplied, but you have to pay for your own fuel.

Quote from Qrux on the 20th of March 2011:
Oh goodness, I forgot to keep all my fuel vouchers.

Quote from Defuze on the 20th of March 2011:
Well, for every dollar you spend in CGa you get 4cents off fuel. Its a temporary promotion.




In all seriousness we are looking for members for all three of the teams, cheers guys.
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amazing write up,

BOL
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amazing write up,

BOL

Do you even know who we were?
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Quote from Birney on the 3rd of February 2012:
Quote from Eniqmahh on the 3rd of February 2012:
amazing write up,

BOL

Do you even know who we were?
yeah Blops.
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holy shit what a write up for a LFM love your name ******* brilliant bol finding players...
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disgusting.
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Quote from Robert Bowling on the 3rd of February 2012:
disgusting.

you were our scrim bitch, so shhhhh
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Oh hey birney i would just like to let you know since you dogged halo campaign i will be dogging the 4v4 comp on Sunday thank you and goodnight
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ahh those clips bring back memories...
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Quote from Birney on the 3rd of February 2012:
Quote from Robert Bowling on the 3rd of February 2012:
disgusting.

you were our scrim bitch, so shhhhh
can i still be your scrim bitch
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Quote from Robert Bowling on the 3rd of February 2012:
Quote from Birney on the 3rd of February 2012:
Quote from Robert Bowling on the 3rd of February 2012:
disgusting.

you were our scrim bitch, so shhhhh
can i still be your scrim bitch

of course

Quote from No Mercy NZ on the 3rd of February 2012:
Oh hey birney i would just like to let you know since you dogged halo campaign i will be dogging the 4v4 comp on Sunday thank you and goodnight

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Quote from Birney on the 3rd of February 2012:
Must have lost at least 7 games in leagues or if your like poppin over 20.
Now I know why you asked me to join

I honestly can't explain in words how good that song is
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I actually Cracked up.
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Best LFM i have ever seen

*clap clap*
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