I love public transport cause like the amount you pay for it is pretty fair, its always on time, its safe for the people that use it and its healthy for the environment!. What i really do love about it thou is how clean everything is!!!!!

This video shows how non sarcastic i am being about public transport!

www.liveleak.com/view?i=3c4_1328672721

Yes peps thats a legit video of some idiet smacking the seat on a bus which in turn is bringing out all that fine dust/dirt from inside of the seat!.

skin,sweat, and poo poo aka crap aka that brown solid ( watery at times) waste that comes out of you're rectum!

Hopefully this video will make you even more happy to give up your seat the next time someone asks for it.

Like for example these 2 slappers that i always have a talk to + give my seat(s) to on my bus rides to uni.... Both are from Sweden, their names are Zofia and Katrine - they both have a polish back ground to them.

I love seeing these videos.... they make public transport ever so exciting to use!

Anyone else got any good public transport tails that they would like to share with the community? Maybe a few vids?

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I was catching the train with some mates and one of my mates had only ever been on a train once with his mother and he was on a mean buzz boy like his eyes where wide open he was trying to eat his own hand it was funny as he looked so scared.

After flying to Sydney, we had to catch a 2 hour bus ride to our hotel at Canberra.

This was for our ski trip when I was a youngen.

Mean while, somewhere along the trip, my best mate (at the time) thought of the ever so excellent idea to smack the shit out of the rear seats, thus causing a thick cloud of <insert list of crap here> throughout the entire bus. I must say it was hilarious though as everyone was ever so slightly at him.

do you even catch public transport brah?

I ride a bike, or for long distances, a coach

**** private transport in its ass.

**** that is disgusting.

rockingham for ya

My mate is from bunno ahaha

Cycling over public transport..

caught the train somewhere in melbourne and some asian kid was getting a free ride till the security guys come checking boarding passes. he legit tried to open the door while the train was moving to get out :S

I've been on a bus sitting down while i watched a young kid about 4 years old that was standing next to the door, as the bus pulled up to the stop the doors opened inwards and he got squished between the glass door and the poles behind him, there was a little yelp for about half a second before he just vomited all over the glass, I assume because he was so frightened from instantly being crushed.

That, was a good day.

Every day on the way home from work in the city at peak hour, I stand on the train crammed up against the window while the aircon seems to just heat the train up even more. Hundreds of peoples sweat filling the floor. It's great.

aY karz, do u evn cach publik transprt???

have a car. bus it everyday. im a baws

Worst thread on CG.

I'm traveling with my gran this week and we've been riding the bus. My gran is 88 and acts like she's 3. "See my shirt! It has a turtle on it!" She is that crazy lady you meet n the bus.