so basically the story goes.

when i first hit level 30 i decided i was baws and played ranked.
got molested kept playing until my elo was at like 700. -.-
then i quit playing ranked and just played normal again and have improved so much.
but now i can't get out of elohell.

if any of you kind sirs would like to get me out of elohell please add me in game

Flareez

thereisnosuchthingaselohell.

If you can't carry yourself out of 700 elo, you deserve to be there.

i think i know this kid.... if its who i think t is he is a nice lad. add me ingame. no guarantees about carrying you but it will be intertaining

i can but.
just team mates don't listen/help.

i had a yi last night with 300+cs and like 12 kills but everytime we went to fight in a team fight he would run away.

contact Shotzz
he won't carry you out, but hes a decent side kick

Honestly just need to get better at the game, i was on multiple accounts none were ranked, on one i got to 1400, then i went back and carried another account from 900 - 1250 and my mates account which i used occasionally from 1K to nearly 1300.

Not the greatest ELO i know, but it's my level of playing for now even though i play completely for fun not serious at all.

Playing with hip is like playing a 4v5 every game.

if u ship me your acc details i will use your acc as a smurf.

whether or not u trust me is another matter, but i have like 6 accs on 1800+

oh also ive always wanted to play at 700 elo so free of charge.

this guy is trustworthy. just look at his face.

He's my background pic.

www.twitch.tv/emphatix

I wouldn't trust Chauster with my account....

Yeah because i decimate my opposing top champ until hes about as useful as you are, or until he disconnects and uninstalls the game, which is forte also no?
hah

If you had that much CS you should have ignored teamfights and backdoored all day.

It is extremely easy to get out of elo hell if you know how to play.

If you want I'll play a game with you to show you how it goes. Although my smurf acc is like 1.4k elo it will bring up the elo to around the 1k and 1,1k range. If you can't do good at that range in the game with me you'll know you probably deserve to be there.

Add Jamesrulez1 I'll play on problematictroll or orquestra with you.

Short of getting carried out of elo hell there are things you can do to get yourself out of it. In season 1 I did pretty much the same as you: played Ranked while I still sucked, and tanked my elo down to low 800s before figuring out wtf and getting myself back up to 1100-1300 range which is generally where I sit these days. So I'm still not the greatest player but I can definitely offer you some insights based both on personal experience and on the opportunities I've had to watch the top players play.

The primary way of successfully getting yourself out of elo is learning to jungle. Now that doesn't mean learning to kill jungle minions in a particular order instead of last-hitting in lane. Jungling can be a complex activity that requires a great deal of understanding of what is going on in the game, knowing what your lanes are doing, knowing when to gank/not to gank/which lanes to camp/ignore, when to invade and when not to invade.

That said, at 700 elo people will mostly not know wtf with junglers so you will be able to terrorize the game constantly.

First off the thing you need to do specifically for escaping elo hell is picking the right jungler and knowing how to build him. WITHOUT FAIL PICK AN INITIATOR THAT YOU CAN BUILD TANKY AND STILL DO DAMAGE WITH. This is because in the team fight phase your 700 elo bros will not know wtf about proper focus other than HIT THAT GUY THE OTHER GUY IS HITTING. So basically if someone besides you is starting team fights they will herp derp onto the malphite and you will all die, so it is up to you to initiate fights and survive long enough for the other team to die (pro-tip: initiate on their carries).

I can tell you now that the absolute best jungler for dragging yourself out of elo hell is Warwick. Yes, he doesn't have great presence before six, but he is jungling ezmode, at 6 his ganks GUARANTEE a kill and you build only wriggles for damage and the rest of the way build tank - wits end, randuin, banshee and then either frozen heart or Force of Nature situationally (boots rounds out his build, always build merc treads). I literally earned 400 elo playing with Warwick in ranked. It does get to be a bit of a grind but you want to escape elo hell, right?

Another specific note about jungling at low elos: you need to know which lane is going to fail and you need to prevent it from failing. THIS IS YOUR JOB. Often top will be 2v1 because lol meta on the other team, so you will need to pay special attention there if the guy is a nub. As jungler you can kill buff camp and hit level 2 before top hits 2 so get the buff and head top, ping the squishiest dude there like crazy and then gank the **** out of him.

Then, at low elo a game can often be won by simply putting one lane in the game so far behind that when team fights come you just laugh. So don't feel bad about camping the **** out of mid or top or bot, just constant attention to put one of their carries behind so that when team fights come and you initiate on another carry, the one you've camped is so far behind he does ****all damage and you are set to win every fight.

Finally, learn to counter-jungle. You know when they are going to be going for their own red buff, because its about the time YOU would be going for red buff. At low elo you can almost guarantee a kill on their jungler, and if not get a free buff, simply by heading to the enemy red instead of to your own. Stand in the brush, wait for him to start, kill him and take the buff (pro smite option included).

Oh, and if you don't like jungling, either change your mind or find a duo partner who does.

I picked GP top for this, if u can farm well build triforce then warmogs (if u cant farm well u will get these 2 late and u wont be tanky enough for team fights), when you see an oppurtunity for a good team fight in your favour just mass ping, drop ur ult, hit E and forest gump the **** at there ad carry