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or pc guyzzz, here are some effective tips on how to get the 'boys' on xbox and/or PC (maybe).

1. When chatting away in game lobby try and refrain from raping them with your m16, they will most likely begin to call you a fat whore **** and that really does you no favours.

2. Use a voice which teeters from both innocent to fun/****ty/hot. If you want to practice go into 'Send Message' and record yourself and listen to it again and again so you may perfect it.

3. Have a sexual sense of humour, many guys love a chick who can joke about sex, lesbians, penis' etc. try googling cool sex jokes.

4. Be kind and nice, never sarcastic and rude although on the odd occasion its fine if you are having a joke with some friends.

5. In the game lobby if someone goes 'Is that a girl?' don't answer with 'no i'm a 10 year old boy' stay strong and true to yourself and state that you are indeed a female and yes you do have tits.

6. When on a site such as cybergamer find out who all the admins are straight away and make a concerted (but not obvious effort) to become their friends, that way in the future you may gain some favours and on the odd occasion get some inside info/avoid bans.

7. Don't join clans, or if you do stay in the SAME clan for an extended period of time, otherwise you'll become known as a clan groupie/****/whore and really who respects those kinds of people.



Just quietly.. i bet you are saying wtf
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Quote from Troy on the 13th of December 2009:
fail thread brit

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well he didn't actually.
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ill keep it in mind..!
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When on a site such as cybergamer find out who all the admins are straight away and make a concerted (but not obvious effort) to become their friends, that way in the future you may gain some favours and on the odd occasion get some inside info/avoid bans.

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This

And the bit about tits.
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Someone add me on msn; omgliekwtf@hotmail.com

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Quote from Britt:
When on a site such as cybergamer find out who all the admins are straight away and make a concerted (but not obvious effort) to become their friends, that way in the future you may gain some favours and on the odd occasion get some inside info/avoid bans.

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This

And the bit about tits.

you are so whipped rohi!
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How to whip xbox boys [LOCKED]