WHALEY here, with another fantastic report!

It was an epic match between BlueWaffles, or Waffwaffs, as they are better known, and the Ozzie Zenodes, aka fagfags shit server fgts. The match began
with a great warmup, with much Bluewaffle single Colt ownage and many OZ deaths. Already with 4v5 in Waffles, OZ were destined to get ass-raped.

Suddenly, there was a mass F1! The match has begun. SUPPLY GO!
The OZ allies attack, and get close but no cigar, Happy and KF ROLL ON MYSTIK CAUSE HES A HACKIN SCRUB. Many Mystik gibs were demo'd and its good shit.
With a mass-****-up from Bluewaffles, consisting of gibbing their own engie, IT WAS ON. A great hold was required after a solid push from OZ(fgts). It
was up to top players such as Happy (Medic SMG) and WHALE (Eng SMG) to ****in hold this team together. An amazing r'nade dodge from tonic and the Allied
OZ fgts were "TEAM DOWN"d. Whale set up some epic mines, while KF and Joke did some insta gibs with the panz and nade spam.

Dunno wtf OZ were doing, I guess they are shit ****s and had no chance anyway. Mines out on entrance and Medics rollin.

FULL HOLD ON SUPPLY by Waffles!

WAFFS 2-0


Soon It was time for Allies to beat this time. Pretty piss-easy since OZ are scum and ez to beat. Any time is good enough.

Waffs F3.

OZ F3.



Waffs push in, rolling Mystik and i0n and getting a plant down first push! But wtf, OZ pro backrage and take out the Waffles Engi. Lucky spawn and they
defuse... Waffs push in for the 2nd time. With some epic shots from Whale and Happz, WHITEY TEAM DOWN! OZ are forced back to 2nd spawn as Allies cap
flag in no less than 2 mins.

The truck is escorted down to the 2nd Barrier, and it is cleared with no time at all, after Black Rac is ****IN TRIPLED by Whale. ENGI FGT DOWN. It is
a sad day when an Engi rolls a Medic. This is a sad day. JOKE and Whale combine to push through the barrier.

Bit of resitance Up top at Controls by mystik, but hes a dodgey **** with hax anyway so he got ****ed up by mass and PANZER FGT ATTACK from KF which was
SUPER EFFECTIVE!!~~!

OZ urinated on easily by WaffWaffs, Waffs leave truck 2m from end just to get some more kills, since OZ are ezbach.

KF HIGHEST FRAGGA. Happy ragin'. Waffs win ez by about 10 mins cause OZ need to be buffed to win (ie have G-Train **** for them).



ADLER is loaded and Blue Waffs attack.

Quick F3 by Both teams, and OZ are ready to be shit on.

Blue Waffs push in, bit of terrible spam by OZ (Fgts) , and Waffs EZ plant and Run thru spawn for docs. BAD reaction by OZ, get wasted by Double Kill
Panz from KF and WaffWaffs goto Trans. There are terribad players in OZ (Mystik hacka fgt ****) and they are no match for the rolling powers of Waffs,
EZ ninja 1:45 time for OZ.


Team swap.
F3

WTF OZ TERRIBAD PUSH GETS OWNED hahahahah owned bad push engis get gibt ez hahah scrub fgts enjoy last place on ladder.
WTF Docs captured.
A Quick tab and Mystik (star OZ player carrying team but back must hurt from carrying own bad skills hacka fgt) has docs.
Tries to run for docs but gets doubled by Whale and finished off by Tonic. EZ WIN for Waffles, not even a controls plant for OZ.

HAHAHAH Engi gets +ve for waffles = bad opposing team (1).

Waffles get 4-0 and win. EZBach fgt **** ****s shiteating OZ ahhaa. All OZ players but Mystik (hacka fgt) get -ve.

Better luck next time OZ, maybe get Fraggle to scrim for you, she is "good at doing objective" - quote "-OZ-Fraggle".





(1) bad opposing team = oz fgt dumb ****s get owned by any team in CG

Whale is a lovely legend funniest goutch alive

Edited once, 28/2/10 - 10:17pm.

hahahahahaha ******* good
<3 u whale long time
blue waffles ftw

+1 Respect

*sigh* Such a mature bunch... Although not all of you are corrupt..

That is like. Wow. I am speechless.

Amazing.

i lold, it says i got rolled and owned and smashed and i hacked ... alot of me in it

http://voltalicious.com.au/et/stats/files/10022810-02-28-1953--OZ--vs-.html

highest fragger.. u guys are terrible <3

Ahh its all good for some funnies

Haha... oh I was laughing the whole way through Thompson.. quotes like these just cracked me up.. "oz fgt dumb ****s".. next write up we could say "(your clan) ******s..." would you see the humor in it then? maybe mention after you go to have some ggz, perhaps you'd get a defuse in and I'd acutally get a kill on ya "ENGI FGT DOWN.". But hey man all good its just for some funnies aint it! -1 respect.. guess if you can't defeat them, then join them.

Wrong forum m8.

I lol'd

whale with the skill drop

rofl @ 24 panzer kills,didnt know you could carry over OZ xp to CG with lvl 4 soldier instant recharge

hi hammer!

hi ! d8D