The idea is simple; for every thing you have on the list, you add the number of points designated to your personal noobscore. I'm sorry for the simple addition, but if you really must I'm sure your computer has a calculator program. Remember its all for fun, and our perspectives on what is noob may differ! I have marked the ones I am guilty of.

+1 Category:
-For every game you play, you say at least 10 cuss words into the mic.
-Over half of your custom classes have assault rifles.
-More than 3 classes have Commando.
-You have never prestiged.
-Besides the first flag, you never capture any flags in Domination. (+1)
-You use launched explosives in Hardcore modes.
-You have obtained the "Statuesque" accolade more than 200 times. (+1)
-You don't have the ACOG scope unlocked for any light machine guns.(+1)
-You kill fewer people with bullets than you do explosives in a match.
-You use one of the three-round burst fire primaries.(+1)

+2 Category:
-None of your custom classes have a Stinger equipped.
-You die more than 3 times to enemy non-airstrike air support in a game.
-You have never won a game of sabotage without going into overtime.
-You have three or more classes with the same primary weapon.
-You have not yet unlocked the UAV emblem.
-Your killstreak rewards end in nuke.
-You have boosted in a Cage Match before.
-Before defusing the bomb when you are the Last Man Standing, you do inappropriate acts to a corpse. (+2)
-You have the Silver Prestige emblem for the Model 1887.

+3 Category:
-You have Commando on a sniper class.
-You refuse to plant or defuse the bomb in Search and Destroy, no matter what.
-You use Stopping Power on the UMP45. (+3)
-It takes you an entire AA-12 magazine to kill someone. (+3, I'm honest)
-You don't aim your airstrikes.
-When you get UAV or Counter-UAV from an airdrop, you don't take it.
-You have gone an entire game without ever using bullets.
-You have a class with Marathon, Lightweight, and Commando.
-You have a class that uses the ACR.

+5 Category:
-You play loud music through your mic.
-You have an explosives class.
-You "play defensively" in one spot until you are killed, then you go to the same spot.
-Painkiller is the deathstreak for all your custom classes.
-You have boosted in a non-Cage Match game type.
-You use more than ten bullets to kill one opponent on a regular basis.
-You have hacked to tenth prestige.
-You have a rapid fire controller
-You believe the pre-patched Model 1887 was balanced.
-Your username has more than two X's, alternating caps, or double i's.

+10 Category:
-You have a modded console.

0-5: Internet Paladin
6-10: Bastion of Fairness
11-15: Honorable Gamer
16-20: Average Player
21-25: Opportunist
26-30: Borderline Noob
31-35: Annoyance
36-40: Online Pest
41-50: Tower of Cheapness
51-60: 1337 Pr0
61-75: Archnoob
76+: Emporer of Ruined Online Experiences

I've got 12. >.<

In what way does a modded console count?

wow i dont get this your noob for not having ACOG on a LMG, and your noob for not prestigeing and using more then 3 Assaults im lost :/

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Some of them are just a little bit off.

What about a noob score for unimaginative matching PSN s for clans.

i got 14... LOL i got 2 i's in a row in my name & 2 x's & caps Utherwise i would have 9 points

5 but they were the dumb ones

if you are upset about wat is "noobish" then give yourself 50 points straight up... i got 21 points and had a laugh..

AKuMA OUT!!