Alright guys here it is, a lot of effort and constructive criticism gone into making these rules but I think they'll pay off in the long run. I highly suggest all captains lay down some team rules just to keep the fellas in line.
Team rules
1. don't talk about H-a?
2. don't dog your mates.
3. nukes before hoes.
4. start at least one fight by talking shit in every lobby.
5. call the other team "******s" in the loading screen.
6. if you kill anyone with a sniper, you ARE zzirGrizz.
7. beating ******s in pub who talk shit back to us is more important than any clan match.
8. only snacks to be consumed while playing is grecos.
9. if you die one off a nuke, blame everyone in the party.
10. refer to all members of the team as their "o" nickname. examples - willo, dylo and bowlo.
11. "playing with your dog" is not a valid excuse for not coming on to get nukes.
12. Call Naylor shit, An say he can never get a nuke
13. You must bodyguard anyone on a choppergunner
14. Call Craig Bowlo an Bowlcut at any oppourtinity
15. Always ask mates to go camping and dont forget your OWN hammer not Smiffo's Or Willo's
16. Having sex with your dad/ siblings is acceptable if you are a member of H-a?
17. Any word said by an opponent in the pre-game lobby means there "talkin shit about my mates"
18. Any homosexual activity performed by a H-a? member is straight, if it is performed by anyone else there a ******.
19. .....******s
20. Audion is a ******.
Thanks for reading <3
Posted on Saturday, 6th March 2010