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Goodbye threads are for dicks, here's a **** you thread [LOCKED]

Started by Jas.Elite on 11:16am 7/1/12. 3,422 views and 52 posts, 0 users reading, last post by Cassonberry.

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Let me be frank, apart from a very select few people I've met in this game, all of you have been utter douchebags that I could've lived without knowing people like you existed. Knowing your existence has been nothing but a burden on me, a personal cross that I have to now carry through my life.

Why?

First of all, some of you carry yourselves around like you've got mighty big dicks in a small dick game. L4D1/2 is utter shit when it comes to comp, even more of a joke when the good teams left and realised what utter shit it was, and then the comp scene turned into a who's who of dickheads who couldn't make it when good people were playing but now all of a sudden find themselves with their 3" dicks to be the biggest dick in the playground. **** you ****s.

Second of all, the admins have been a joke, except for Meshu. Silentnight as admin? I'll get to him in a minute. They've been lax, they've been afraid of change and they've pandered to the ******s more than the proper players. Need I remind you that it was OZL4D that brought CEVO and Frustians to the mainstream when CG was too busy wearing panties and sucking guys off in the men's bathroom.

Thirdly, the frag movies. YEA WE GOT IT, YOU CAN AIM CHEST-SKEET HUNTER. ENOUGH. **** YOU. THIS GAME IS LIKE 3 YEARS OLD, WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE, DIE. *******. DIE.

Silentnight has possibly the biggest cock ive ever seen, and i just saw the tip.. and that was too much to handle, still a dickhead though.... can i have my blanky now?

Hauksbok is an utter douchebag.

There are plenty of ******* 12 year olds around here who I don't even ******* remember or care to mention, but suffice to say if you couldn't play a scrim because it was bed time, **** you. I hope you grow up to be a ladyboy.

Made this thread because ******* dipshit ****s think people care enough about this game or about you that a goodbye thread was warranted.

We don't care. No one does. This whole community has become a festering circle jerk of inbred dipshits slapping themselves on the back on playing a game no one cares about, vs'ing the same 8 people over and over again on maps that have been W+M1'd and stomped to boredom.

So **** you. Especially slayer. Making another ******* goodbye thread.

I would personally like to thank Coy Koi for bringing Slayer's thread to my attention, so I can shit on it like it deserves.

Oh, woops. Forgot something. Go **** yourself Davo.

Edited twice, last edited 7/1/12 - 7:26pm by -SilentNiGht-.
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TL;DR lol.
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Swiftz go kill yourself nobody cares about your sad short little attention span, so ******* stupid that you can't even figure out this isn't a CoD forum. Dumb shit.
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Quote from Coy Koi on the 7th of January 2012:
Swiftz go kill yourself nobody cares about your sad short little attention span, so ******* stupid that you can't even figure out this isn't a CoD forum. Dumb shit.
TL;DR lol.
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This is probably the greatest thread I've ever red on CG and I didn't even know this side of it existed till today.
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ROFL @ people still taking Jas seriously after all this time.
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Oh man, if only I could frame the posts by these idiots coming in here and being reverse trolled before they've even trolled.

Jas, you've won again. Congratulations.

HINT FOR ANYONE CURRENTLY READING THE THREAD: JAS IS A WELL KNOWN TROLL. YOU LOST SIMPLY BY POSTING.
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Admins shouldn't stoop to such a low curve as to respond to criticism, regardless of the language it entails.

I knew the post would be edited or deleted, if only the screenshot I took of the reply was worth something.
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You realize as an admin I can see all responses, edited etc or not, right?

EDIT: Also I revived this thread because of the comedy gold inside.
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I wasn't addressing you.
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Goodbye threads are for dicks, here's a **** you thread [LOCKED]