Overview: Team Elevate

Website: http://www.elevate.pubgs.com

| CoD4 | CoD:BO | MW3 | DoD:S | ET | SC2 |

Call of Duty 4:
> 1st Place MSI Sunday Mayhem ODC Tier 2 - 10/7/2011
> 1st Place Cybergamer CGo Ladder - 2010 Season
> 2nd Place Quixotic Gaming / Thermaltake Amateur Cup
> 3rd Place Cybergamer Kingston Pro League CGa League 1 - Season 6
> 5th Place Cybergamer Kingston Pro League CGa Finals - Season 6
> 2012 - Cybergamer Kingston Pro League CGm - Season 7

The Core:
The Presence/Geoff [R700]
Raptor [AK-47]
Andeh [AK-47]
Rohan [AK-74u]
Fangz [AK-74u]

Subs:
Rexynator
7fold
Bazoozoo

Contact:
Geoff's Xfire: yamborghini
Raptor's Xfire: gtking247

Sponsors:
Public Gaming Services - http://www.pubgs.com
Defect Designs - http://defect-designs.com

Note to NICKO/physX: UP YOURS

Quotes from Ryzo:
Geoff: come on!
Ryzo: come on my face!

Ryzo: He's in mid building. oh wait its rup time.

elevate ryzo [P]: HEY
elevate ryzo [P]: what u think of this phone
elevate ryzo [P]: http://www.cnet.com.au/samsung-jet-339296980.htm
eLeV8.The Presence/Geoff: its like sex, only that its with an animal
elevate ryzo [P]: is that a good thing?


Section 1: General Conduct

• HACKING OF ANY FORM IS NOT ACCEPTED unless it is in facebook games.
• Respect ALL and ANY admin decisions, even bad comms. If an admin tells you to knife u knife dammit!
• Admin complaints can be lodged to the admin, nothing will happen though as we aren't immature.
• Proper protocol and due process will not be followed because Nicko fails.
• Admins and Game admin positions are ASIAN positions of authority. Abuse of powers will result in being bagged the crap out of.
• Likewise, disrespecting admin and/or game admin requests will result in Rod smashing the pathetic person who does so. ALL admin and/or game admin requests will be made in English.
• THE AGE LIMIT FOR APPLYING TO Elevate IS 0 YEARS OF AGE. Your voice must have broken.
• Recruitment for CG teams MUST go through an Asian.
• Bad behaviour in general will be tolerated as long the other team are SKs.
• Must watch Peter Chao.
• Please limit offensive comments to an ABSOLUTE MINIMUM. This includes racial, religious(unless terrorist), sexist. We have people from Asia and aus. We're all here to have screw around.

Section 2: Public Servers

• Start/provoke fights only if they call u a hacker.
• Make an ass of yourself and/or clan in pub servers especially if you have scope and a silenced weapon. You must use a pokemon name in pub.

* Consequences: Offences: Warning
If offences are persistent, a FINAL warning given. After FINAL WARNING given, rod will smash you.

Section 3: Ventrilo

• Chimpy must use mic
• Chimpy must use mic
• Who cares about friggen vent, reg all ur friends and we can have a party and fb stalk each other like gamer does to everyone.
• KNOWN fb hackers are welcome, as gamer wants to be able to stalk anyone, anytime.
• Please limit use of excessive swearing in channel in English. Swearing to be done through Raptor in cantonese.

Section 4: Game Admins

The Game Admin role is the entry point into the administration and management team for Elevate
A member may be granted this status for the following reasons:
• They are Asian
• They are Aamer
• They reary Asian
• They are core and use mic
In most cases however, this status is not “handed out.” This role involves responsibility and certain levels of prowess. A level headed player, who shows maturity is more likely to be offered the role over an outstanding player with the wrong attitude.
The Game Admin role involves access and work.
A Game Admin has access to: Porn

Section 5: Management Team

The Management Team role is the main control point for the administration and management team for Elevate
A member may be granted this status for the following reasons:
• They hold a captaincy on a Cybergamer Team
• They are Asian
• They are Gamer
• They are Asian
• And in general this position is only given to T[A]aT members who are Asian and Gamer.
In most cases however, this status is not “handed out,” They are bought through paypal for 2 dolla. This role involves responsibility and certain levels of proness and Asianess.
The Management Team role involves access and work.
A Management Team member has access to:
• Free search engine google.com.au
• Free social networking site facebook.com
• Tags
• Porn
• Raptors sister (barbie u aren't captain so suck it)
The tasks a Management Team member is required to perform include but are not limited to:
• Sex with Gamer
• Sex with Geoff
• Sex with Vere
• Sex with Raptor

You are not required to add a comment here in agreement as it is a kim jung il dictatorship

Signed: Elevate Asians

this is a load of bs.
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