Overview: Team Zero Effects

Just a bunch of niggers in here for free.

Wansan - Starting off, Wansan dominated the first two games of the Call of Duty series with his trusty sniper. It is all he does. However, if Wansan was white, he would be terrible at games. His reflexes, capable of flicking to any head in any situation, come from the genes inherited from his mother and father who fought with the Vietcong. Their skills and guerilla tactics have been passed on to Wansan which he manipulates it all into one class. The sniper.

Xentha - Our versatile team player capable with any weapon available. Originally, Xentha played CoD1 and was arguably the best MP44 user in Australia. Xentha is the hottest male in Australia. Xentha has a chiseled jaw line, rugged good looks which can persuade any player in CoD4 to give up the round. Xentha is probably the only player who had lost his virginity in ill vex.Has a raging cock that blinds his opponents if they are not careful.

AyJay - The juggernaut, in game and in real life. He stomps fobs and niggers, smashing their heads against curbs in the street, representing his infamous gang, ill vex. Freeze, able to bench one hundred and fifty kilos, has the pectorals to uphold any keyboard and mouse to fragment your face. Quite a true player, bashing kids at LANs.

Noxy- The banker from the inbred state of Tasmania who secretly transfers funds into our accounts. Nox, the representative of Westpac Bank, has sponsored our teams with unlimited amounts of cash. In his early childhood, Nox had watched numerous hours of loony-toons, and is the road runner of us all. His speed with the cartoon gun, also known as AK74u has carried out some amazing shots.

Panther - Jimmy, the heart and soul of ill vex. Panther has some amazing deadset voice-comms which have failed our team miserably. Jimmy's incorrect communications have given us the wrong ideas of the enemy, which end in a rage against him. Two words, chillout Jimmy.

C2BL - C2BL, the Lebanese player who gets his luck from Allah himself. Able to speak 5 different languages, including Arabic, C2BL is our prime player for CoD4. C2BL, was the leader of gangst4z, he can pummel an opposing team down with a trusty Uzi. C2BL defends bombsites holding his Micro Uzi sideways pelting 9mm rounds into your face. Also when C2BL rushes, his bullets seem to follow a path, alike ones fired out of a car, just like a drive-by. One true gangst4. Second to Xentha, C2BL is a stud and may of lost his virginity.

infusion - darkest motherfucker on the planet. also has the smallest penis known to mankind. Utterly useless in game, he motivates the rest of the team to pick up their games to carry his arse. Vital to the team's success.

merlin - Aussie brawler from Cronulla. This highly inactive mofo hates CoD4 and never plays it. Reliable to fill in whenever he's around, this faggot manages to carry most wars he plays in, even without knowing where bombsites are let alone nades and positions. Hopefully his SQL experience will bring the team huge corporate sponsorship.