Distortion Gaming.
WAN Achievements:
CGO Season 2: 11th
CGO Season 3: 10th
LAN Achievements:
Reloded LAN 2008: Equal 3rd (CoD4 5v5)
ASLAN (May): 1st, 2nd and 3rd (CoD4 1v1)
ASLAN (May): 1st, 2nd and 3rd (CoD4 FFA)
Valhalla (July): 2nd (CoD4 5v5)
ASLAN (July): 1st, 2nd (CoD4 FFA)
Valhalla (August): 1st (CoD4 5v5)
Valhalla (August): 1st, 2nd and 3rd (CoD4 FFA)
ASLAN (September): 1st (CoD4 4v4 TDM)
ASLAN (September): 1st, 3rd (CoD4 FFA)
Valhalla (October): 1st (CoD4 5v5)
Valhalla (October): 1st, 2nd and 3rd (CoD4 FFA)
Members:
Chaos and Muffin - The twins who love to hate each other. What can we say here? When things are going well inter-twin relations are great. When things are going not so great there's not so much as a moments silence in TS as these two constantly get told to shut the f**k up. All in all solid players.
Hazardous - The resident sniper. A lot of the time seems to be the last man standing. Asking "How the f**k did you all die!" Then not being able to clutch it because of the above two members wrecking his concentration and making him unable to hear the guy with the knife running at him from behind. Very solid sniper.
The Tick aka Lord Lankey - Prefers his SMG. Even though he's overly capable with the AK. Best A stairs camper on Crash I've ever seen. Our resident Ranga and funny guy. Always seems to have good links for shit and giggles Also likes to randomly enter pub servers that we are trying to stack. Only to rename himself fozzie and then listen to us bitch about how this motherf**ker named fozzie has gotta be hacking.. Asshole..
Chazza - He is "That Guy" he lives a million miles away and his latencies are insane, yet he still manages to play like he is on ADSL2+ next to the server. Another solid player and good all rounder.
Westy - Originally from CS. He seems to move back and forth between CS and COD4 whenever he feels like it. Is a DJ in real life (get his bootleg version of Silence, out now). Is a solid all rounder and our back up sniper. Plays best when he's on "Disco Bikkies".
Stranger - One of the newer members to Distortion. Fits in well with all the guys. Another solid player and good all rounder. Glad to have him on board.
Prophecy - Our resident arab. Been in and out of the clan several times. Even though he was a founding member of the clan. Has impulses to play, very infrequently. Then complains he doesn't get preference in scrims or wars. Not sure what he does exactly. But he plays well when he isn't screwing around, looking for donkeys, around the map in-game.
Killer Rabbit - No idea when he joined. But seems like he's been around since about the beginning. Stand up kind of guy. Would say he prefers his AK. Another solid player that makes up what is Distortion.