Overview: Absolute.au

Here for fun times and some pwning.

pHi - Godlike fragger and tactician. Just mr awesome all round. (also bored at work, hence this write up 5 months after the team was created)

Zior - great at picking up on opponents weaknesses. It's like watching lions pick out the injured wilderbeast. He's probably good at this because he's the guy in a black van outside your local school picking out the kid with a limp.

Parah - when he's on he's on, has really excelled in some big matches. If you can't find Parah he's probably defusing your bomb

Immortal - "No scriptz just clickz" STFU WANKER! He can't play for shit without his paintball gloves on. still waiting to meet him so i can punch him in the throat so we won't have to put up with his incredibly irritating dribble on vent. This kid needs a bib when he talks. - Youtube Duelies

Johnny_rico - best deagle in aus. and has good taste in scotch he's the rambo of the team. Runs off in opposite direction with bomb. We figure "If he dosn't know what he's doin then the CT's arnt gunna have a fukin clue are they" haha.

Respect - good all rounder. can get a TD with awp in 2.33985 seconds