Overview: Team eXile5.TF2

Team eXile5: Team Fortress 2 division
(formerly known as impact.gaming)
Sponsored by Alienware - AMD - ATI - CuBOS Gaming
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Starting in the great summer of yesteryear, the year of our lord 1990 Phillip J "Redact" Fry was but a twinkle in the eye of his mentor and teacher, Mathew "Haymo" Goodmens. Frolocking by the lake side with the cool breeze on his face, the titan of a man stood firm with sword in hand, thinking of the many challenges and hardships that would test him in the comming years. "Stuff it" Our great hero haymo remarked, slamming his sword into the ground. Let one who is worthy take back sword from earth!
Many years later in a dark, quiet city two slick and sly cats sat bathing on a windowsill, "Atticus, Fluid!" Haymo called out, "time for din dins preciouses". It didn't take long for the two cats to finish their entire super before resting in their individual hammocks, snuggling up with their favourite twine balls as they slept. Suddenly - CRASH - a frightful sound come from outside of the window as Lovezombie, long time friend and admirer of Haymo leapt into action, speaking with absolute certaintly "There's something outside!".
Remarkably, Haymo had reached the same conclusion, already strapping on his spandex overalls and grabbing his plunger "This should keep the devils back", he said as he prepared for whatever thread may lay outside.
It didn't take long before the source of the noise had become apparent. A large Ogre had been besieging the appartment complex where Haymo and his companinion Falken laid their heads. "What do you want?" Asked Haymo, looking down onto the Ogre from the window of his Penthouse appartment. "Me F B L, me smash!" Declared the ogre.
Suddenly, a net was thrown over the ogre by a dog catcher from the local pound, by a man name Wackety (or so his name badge would suggest).
And so, Haymos Hardboys was born.