ZENAKU QUOTES:
I felt like i wanted to die.
Her name is cinnamon.
HAVE YOU HARPOONED HER YET?
I feel like i'm the only one in dsx who doesn't have a life.. why?
you guys bring down my skill level.
i thought i had semen in my boxer shorts but it turned out to be just chocolate yogurt, oh it's on my shirt as well.
Sup and thanks for taking the time to do this, could you tell us a bit more about yourself and your gaming history?
HAI boys, i'm David ‘Zenaku’ Addati, 14 years old (15 soon, can't wait!!!!!! U guys are ALL invited to my party LOL!! ^_^) and I
candle lit dinners and long walks on the beach LOL <(^^,)> . Recently I have learnt the definition of the word “cone” which is apparently an illicit drug. Did you guys know that??? lol! Professional Online Computer Gaming is one of the ways I like to meet older, more experienced men, lol just kidding!!!! ... or am I? LOL! ^.^!! I've been playing for like my WHOLE life LOL! it runs in my blood!! My dad used to be a professional powerwalker so athletic spirit is my LIFE!! I've been around the block (LOL GET IT?, LIKE SEX) having played long and hard (LOL GET IT?, LIKE SEX) throughout cod2 and cod4!! XD! Anyway is anyone recruiting I'm LFC! lol
No but really, I'm LFC!! I'm REALLY dedicated, I idle vent EVEN WHEN IM MASTURBATING LOL! (NO IM NOT KIDDING BOYS!!!) ^_^!!! neway its my bedtime so I'll continue this later, SEE YOU BOYS LATER XOXOXO
(HAHA LOL)
Introduce your team, what is your core five? what are their individual roles in game?
We are Deus Ex Machina, you may have heard our names whispered with fear throughout the battlefield. We are highly trained and skilled warriors, operating at the peak of our ability. Our fierce tenacity and sharp game-sense leave nothing behind but bad tastes and wet pants.
We don’t have a core5 as such, but rotate players based on individual performances. I sit out the wars because for some dumb reason you can’t war Friday/Saturday night???? HELLO??? Some of us have school!!
Roster (We rotate quite a bit):
Dante [Baiter]
Noodle [Baiter]
Sensei [Baiter]
X5 Spachala [Slut]
qmX theone [Slut]
hi cal Joseph [Slut]
muso [Slut]
enuFone [Slut]
rushhh Panzotron [Slut]
sila skipizzle/evasion [Slut]
imba mf- [Slut]
Rui [Europe]
Jackstar [Azeroth]
Juzzie [Trolling]
What is your current practice schedule like? do you scrim alot? practice nades alot? do you do dry runs?
Not applicable, not applicable, not applicable, just zen (doesn’t shoot as far as the big boys)
How do you think your team will place this season?
1st. Although we might not ‘train’ as such and had an early loss to _realSwifT_ we are cobras ready to pounce. If there’s one thing Judd Apatow has taught me, it’s that fat, Jewish men get all the women. And thus while Immunity are out getting laid, we shall strike, obliterating all in our path.
Who are your biggest threats in this competition?
Shit question, lol.
Who are the most scariest players this season? Who are the standouts?
Sensuki really stands erect in my mind as a player to watch out for. He comes hard and fast, just throbbing with passion and steeped with the wild juices of intensity. As a player he isn’t afraid to sink to his knees and really drain his opposition through dainty yet sustained tenacity.
Which teams do you feel are the most underrated?
Oneup. Many have overlooked these boys due to the fact that they are fucking tools, however if you put your biases past you and gaze at their achievements, tactics, forum posts and even aliases, you will realize they are also blatant homosexuals.
Promod has been implemented this season, what are your views on this mod? Has it changed competitive CoD4 for the better?
The Deus Ex Senior Panel and I have come to debate many aspects of this Professional Modification. It not only improves the aesthetic and flow of Cyberwarfare-Match but at its core drives forward key elements from a competitive point of view, catering to the needs of skilled players and providing functionalities that will be appreciated by the higher tier of the Oceanic Call of Duty Community.
Who do you think will make the finals? And who do you think will take out CyberGamer Invite Season two?
I believe that the only possibility here is an All Stars match of Immunity vs ROLLSQUAD. None can deny that RS “were always a big team for in depth strats and tactical nades”, and the use of these “advanced strats and nades” have come to great effect in CGi, losing only to Immunity, Qlimax, Sequential, The Soldiers of Sin, Deus Ex Machina, Sila, and Dot. They haven’t always had the best of luck, examples of this include:
*Our unfortunate win verse them on “Backlot due to multiple players lagging out of the game every few rounds”
*The unfortunate win of Sequential due to a poor defence: “we made a couple of last minute tweaks, bad idea, and hadn't played a team that attacked like they did on offense (really delayed rushes with smoke) and didn't really have any ideas about a counter until it was too late”
*the unfortunate win of sila due to a poor performance by James ‘WoLvErIne’ Hunter:
"1. Lagging out the exact moment my crosshair went onto one of their players in a 1v2. I knew where both players where so the round would have put us @ 10-2.
2. spiking to about 500-800 ping for about 20+ seconds a round during the second half. This happened in about 8 rounds. Bearing in mind I'm not capped and running ONLY vent and cod on telstra cable. Amazing net.
3. Lagged out completely for 1-2 rounds on attack. This happened to evasion as well I think for 2 rounds or so. And Six had 250 ping for the whole game. Lucky for antilag.
4. Having our 2 players in vent go afk so they couldnt replace me!!!"
The question on everybody's minds is will “Imbatech, who beat Exile5 during their prime weeks earlier in [Season 1] and are coming back into form” have what it takes to bring home the bacon? As the Sukibeast himself summed up in an eloquent and insightful reflection “This will be a game where the team with the superior aim, teamwork and co-ordination win the game.” We’re in for one hell of a season, boys!
-David ‘Zenaku’ Addati
Any thoughts, queries or opinions on my piece? You can contact me at my MSN address davidaddati@hotmail.com, or my xfire ‘zenaku1’
Have a wonderful day, boys =)
