Overview: Hungry Hungry Hippos

Yin:
Resident experienced Source whore. The most consistent clutcher and often the brains behind the team. He is the player that comes up with the goblins that make you throw your keyboard out the window on ecos while still having the general presence in buy rounds to force the other team into bad decisions. Is now depressed because player descriptions of old players have been removed.

Gnome:
Also known as "The Man with 1000 arrows". The legends of Gnome chasing other citizens across lands far and wide give others no choice but to respect anything and everything the man says. Regularly TK's and is well experienced with the use of TNT.

Mayo:
Stupid white Chris Smith. Likes to perform sexy webcam stripteases before attending LAN's and social gatherings. Is known to also be referred to as "Da Chairman", "Chairman Mao", or just simply, "Mao". Notable HAUS member.

Chair

Known for his ability to not communicate under any circumstances, his legendary clutches and ability to complain about anything and everything.

Enzok

Commonly known as badzok, no sound, sense or counter strafe is used.









Former Members

Joobz:
Good at karate. Is known to banter once in a full moon, particularly when girls are around, much to the chagrin of the rest of the team. Also known to start large scale projects, and then dump them on others to complete.

Azz:
Unscopes so frequently when AWPing that you wonder why the scope is even on the gun. Generally known for being hyper-aggressive just for lols. Also manages the technical aspects of the team (servers etc). Notable HAUS member.

tQm:
All-Star DoD:S player and all-around natural athlete. Consistently on the receiving end of Mayo and Gnome TK's, as well as knives to the back from Yin. Currently curing his money-consuming addiction to crates. Notable HAUS member.

Kudios:
A genuinely amazing player that might never lose his supple gift with the mouse. Voted 7 time All Australian Gamer of the Year, he will frequently outplay you with a silenced USP, an AWP or just pure talent. Known by an assortment of names including fishgod (with the emphasis on god), Sir Biggenstein and the best AWP in Aus Source.

lukeh:
9:09 PM - lukeh: resident ethnic
9:09 PM - lukeh: best in aus
9:09 PM - lukeh: etc etc.

Thomas "Bling" aka "17 Mill King" aka "Primy":
The team shit kent. The least clued player to consistently clutch in Aus Source. Makes up for his lack of clue with sharp rifle aim, a disgusting amount of luck and the ability to make everyone that plays against him somehow get worse. We try to make him entry frag because usually we need a bucket to vomit in when we spectate him.

Legend:
The team spastic. Flicks so hard that he accidentally broke his cat's neck one day while making a large shot. Truly deserving of the name "Senorita Flickens", we try not to let him AWP because he's liable to 180 turn every attempted shot and still somehow hit half the time.