Overview: Drunkards in Combat

Drunkards In Combat Est. 2003
www.drunkencombat.com

Meet the Drunkards, our roster of players on the team are as follows...

Mo0Moo - destroyer of clans, world reknown pork rind taste tester aka Max Reebo, dropped out of William Shatner High School for wannabee space guys.

Ironside - Iron enjoys watchin Wiggles every morning while eating wheat puffs and practicing talkin tuff in the mirror and is the only guy to get blown in camo pants since 'Nam.

Funks – aka the Funk igintor, aka Shit Kent, aka Silly Bang Bang. Enjoys receiving SMS messages from Bubbles at critical moments.

Padg0 – will be hunted for sport as a trophy ‘the great white albino’. Padgina also enjoys smashin water and finger cuffin’ Cuddles with Lukas. Skype padgo69 for a good time.

Bird – is presently stalking super model Kate Upton and can now fap five times faster than the average 15 year old. Bird enjoys eating crisps every Saturday morning and is planning to holiday at adult space camp.

Dilbery – offers lifts to the airport for best mates and brings along his sister for extra WIN, on weekends performs stunts in gay movies.

Live2Die – winner of the most homophobic man on earth award, lives in outer Gawler and is not a racist, he’s just racially challenged. Is a registered dick kicker, favours his footy sprigs for extra hurt.

Smidy - the handsome loner, is too good for us, idles in separate vent channels and graces us with his godly powers whenever we need him.

Mung0 – aka dish dog, has three degrees in applied Dildonics and chooses to do casual work in a hospital just so that he can feel up geriatric men. DO NOT LET HIM CHECK YOUR PROSTATE. Mung0 lives in the shadow of his sexually charged brother - Open Fire, who is superior to him in every way.

Paradroid - aka Biodroid, urination super champion for the last 7 years running, at halftime piss breaks sneaks off to tell his kids bedtime stories with the toilet door open.

Moqo - aka Rich Kid, enjoys toasted points with beluga caviar served on the small of a young man’s back. His man servant 'Cadbury' has had to wake the young master after many an evening on drive by pharmaceuticals. While a venture capitalist he's also my fucking hero and everything I’d like to be.

/<00L Mode3 - makes it with the 40yr old minger at his local hell hole and brags to internet virgins everywhere that he's gettin some. Calls his fake internet girlfriend 'kickstand'.

fRy - with graceful good looks, nordic blonde, enjoys being tied to the pier at high tide, red petals fall from the ceiling every time he speaks, will fark your girlfriend then borrow money off you later.

Minor 69her - is the last of the men from ironbark, is proudly half wookie and red like the fires of hell. He is building a minecraft world within minecraft. INCEPTION. Will use slut magic for us whenever required.

 
About the Drunkards

The Drunkards were established in 2003.
The clan is led by a leadership council consisting of three people - Kool, Minor and Ironside.
Our website and TeamSpeak admins are Padgo, Funks and Dilbery.

As Drunkards, together we play stuff.

Drunkard Achievements

In August 2009 the COH team led by Trogdor and Badmac won the CG COH 2v2 series. Not to forget other stand out performances in the 1v1 comps and the new 3v3 series. It was a pretty big deal for us as the Drunkards had never brought home a trophy before. Now we have one. But sadly the Company of Heroes team has since folded.

The COD4 team (GA) took 9th place in season 3# and we played in the seasons 4# finals, making it as far as the semi finals. We have since retired from all COD games.

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Anyone who can legally consume booze can join the Drunkards
If you're under 18 we will still look at your application.

Drunkards In Combat is an online community of gamers who place a greater emphasis on "Mates before the Game". What this means is that our attitude towards competitive gaming is certainly to win but we're relaxed about how we achieve that.

Winning is great and games come and go but mates always come first.
Hence, our motto is "Mates before the game"

We play anything & everything, from FPS RTS to MMO RPG's, even Simulators.
You're able to play anything and nothing at all, it's really up to you coz you're free to do your own thing.

We will also accommodate for new teams as new games are released.
We encourage and support our members in building new teams.
All members have the opportunity to create and lead new teams, all you need to do is to have the leadership qualities to create, recruit and manage a team and fill it with new or existing members.

Drunkards In Combat is a fun place to be, most ppl have already been in the clan for at least a couple of years and most people who join us have already tried a few other clans before finding us.

So wanna join? drop by and check us out. www.drunkencombat.com
If you're interested in joining make a post on the forums in the Public bar.

We hope to shoot you soon.


All hail ale.